If Found On The Floor Please Drag Me To The Nearest Bench T-Shirt

If Found On The Floor Please Drag Me To The Nearest Bench – T-Shirt

😵‍💫🏋️ Collapse in style. Recover with pride.

Whether you’ve just finished your last brutal set or emotionally collapsed halfway through your warm-up, this hilarious gym tee captures the moment perfectly. Featuring a cartoon character with a face that says, “I regret everything,” it’s the ideal uniform for those who know the struggle between ego and exhaustion.

The Story Behind the T-Shirt

It started with one rep too many. You know that one — where your arms give out, your soul leaves your body, and your only hope is a friend who sees you face-down on the mat and doesn’t ask questions.

That moment is what this shirt is for.
It’s for lifters who give it their all and wear their wipeouts with pride. Because sometimes, the best you can do is signal for help and hope someone drags you (and your dignity) back to the bench.

Why You’ll Love It:

✔ Laugh-out-loud design that’s relatable for any gym-goer
✔ A subtle cry for help disguised as a fashion statement
✔ Soft, breathable cotton that’s forgiving even when your form isn’t
✔ Makes the perfect gift for that one friend who always overdoes it (on purpose)

Product Details:

• Color: Classic Black

• Fit: Unisex V-neck – relaxed and versatile

• Material: 100% cotton – soft enough for cooldowns, tough enough for deadlifts

• Print Type: DTF (Direct-to-Film) for bold, durable colors

• Energy Level: Somewhere between pre-workout high and post-leg-day crawl

Care Instructions:

• Wash cold with like colors

• Tumble dry low or air dry flat

• Do not bleach or iron on the print